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if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he was CRYING into my vagina
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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