His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
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i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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