She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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