Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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