I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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