Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Are my feet made of real feet?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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