Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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