Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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