let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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