whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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