My room smells like vodka and shame
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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