I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Im part way to drunk.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Randomize