We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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