you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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