I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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