Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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