The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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