i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
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…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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