I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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