The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
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Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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