I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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