WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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