i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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