My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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