im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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