so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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