It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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