You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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