Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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