i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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