someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Randomize