why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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