So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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