i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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