ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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