didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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