Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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