Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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