Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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