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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home

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(401): Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home http://tfl.nu/zrvk

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(775): View more from Nevada

before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.

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(775): before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal. http://tfl.nu/j0la

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(301): View more from Maryland

he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

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(301): he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water http://tfl.nu/w3uv

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(734): View more from Michigan

wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton

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(734): wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton http://tfl.nu/f5q9

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(773): View more from Illinois

i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck

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(773): i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck http://tfl.nu/4030

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(972): View more from Texas

It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.

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(972): It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians. http://tfl.nu/8vkd

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(937): View more from Ohio

She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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(937): She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable. http://tfl.nu/xs8x

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(845): View more from New York

We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.

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(845): We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer. http://tfl.nu/d9h5

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(402): View more from Nebraska

He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.

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(402): He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it. http://tfl.nu/81z6

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(303): View more from Colorado

well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair

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(303): well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair http://tfl.nu/spf3

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(914): View more from New York

Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere

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(914): Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere http://tfl.nu/1kh6

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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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(801): An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts. http://tfl.nu/r3r6

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.

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(847): Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite. http://tfl.nu/nf89

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(307): View more from Wyoming

A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror

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(307): A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror http://tfl.nu/ozj2

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(512): View more from Texas

Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you

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(512): Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you http://tfl.nu/d8vu

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