when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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