both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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