You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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