its not stalking. its research.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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