Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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