i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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