I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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