I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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