i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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