She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
someone threw a dead crab at me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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